March 2012
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it’s jessica simpson that was the joke
what kind of degree would be best to help me become a decoy for “to catch a predator”
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
that chardon high killer isn’t good-looking anyway sry2say i’m pretty sure you’re all just batshit crazy and attracted to sociopathic murderers have a good life
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Anonymous asked: IAN my VIRGIN EYES that was a picture ofA buTT
butterflynet:
I hope Rick Santorum forgets to take his birth control on time and spends the entire next month freaking out because he feels a little bit pregnant.
thesulfurandthesea:
The blind teacher had trouble controlling his pupils
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Maya Angelou removes the bottom of Rick Santorum’s bag as an act of malice.
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sp0radic:
getyourassbeat replied to your post: fun fact i’ve seen that asian kid from modern…
WAIT YOU MEAN THE COLUMBIAN MANNY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHG MYGOD
the small child who’s on his phone in that splash mountain picture!! idk anything about him being columbian
i’m gonna cry i’m gonna cry i’m gonna cry two degrees of separation and three from sofia ohhhhhhh my...
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ocelots:
i’ve made an executive decision to stop doing anything ever and just die
people need to learn to stop saying perfect things completely off the cuff because i’m not brilliant like that and it upsets me
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“This morning, with her, having coffee.”
– Johnny Cash, when asked for his definition of paradise
February 2012
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“I can’t believe I burned down a tree older than Jesus”
i’m fucking crying
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and here we have live footage of a gay in its natural habitat
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f33ny:
deep sigh because tony and maxxie
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crabdads:
getyourassbeat started following you
i’m sorry what
excuse me miss could you please repeat that
no no
that’s got to bne ma MISTAKE
#JHDHGAHH #ICAN ‘TA #AJHSDARH #HGAJFHNA;OWUNHJALEWRJ#ANHGARWUIHON4A89OHWGANRHAJARKJAEKT5HJAERJAFVAWRH#ASDJGHNAHW487HG #YOU’RE SO PERF WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING MEAANEUAINAKJHRAEJRA
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i only made the post to express how ridiculous it sounded STOP PRESSURING ME
anyone who wants to speak at graduation just has to sign up and discuss their speech with the english teachers to get it perfected and someone asked me to speak and that is the stupidest thing ever what would i even SAY that’s so dumb i’m so dumb i’m not doing it forget it shut up
Nobody: I really love the direction Nicki is heading.
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kelsapee replied to your post: #the scariest face to ever be on my blog that’s…
wanna be my friend?
i gezz
a lot of people dislike my psychology teacher but i just love her to death omg i think she’s lovely and i’m so glad she’s back (we literally had her the first day and then she had a medical emergency and then she was out and she came back yesterday) and omg she says “okay?” every five seconds
and i was so afraid that i was going to have to actually try and study...
#the scariest face to ever be on my blog
that’s not how you spell ‘most beautiful’ ya dummy
i finished all the 30 rock episodes on netflix and now i have to get them all elsewhere online :(
me + you = :(
lizbianism means that i am a dyke… against the rising waters of mediocrity
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Smoking Gun: Bill Murray Accused Of Drug, Spouse... →
kiamatthews:
fatmanatee:
“Bill Murray is a drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who has abandoned his family, according to a scathing divorce filing by his estranged wife. Jennifer Murray alleges that the Academy Award-nominated actor’s ‘“adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behavior, physical abuse, sexual addictions and frequent abandonment” led her in 2006 to...
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marshalleriksens replied to your post: can i just say that the way that girl’s voice…
you’re adorable.
can i just say that the way that girl’s voice cracks is adorable. it’s adorable.
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Watchglobosgrandes:
yeezytaughtme:
1612th:
a living example of the American education system’s success
kill me
good!
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When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
i feel like google doesn’t actually make sure your password is correct
i think if you get most of the letters right they’re just like “whatever close enough” because sometimes i type like [someone who types really poorly] and it always works
my theory
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“I’m telling you, I was almost walking out with three puppies. It’s so hard....”
– Jennifer Aniston on getting a dog. In Sophie’s Choice, a mother at Auschwitz has to choose whether her 10-year-old son or 7-year-old daughter will live.
i know i’ve made that same post before but i actually want one of them to reply to me