“Ian’s blog is like a box of chocolates. It makes your ass fat.” - Nathan

“IAN’S BLOG MAKES ME SPAZ IN FANGIRL DELIGHT. I AM SWOONING JUST WRITING THIS.” - Emma

“almost better than elton john” - Jesse

“you stand in a wood, two separate roads fork out in front of you. one is slightly more used, the path is worn and looks like easy travelling. the other has overgrown bushes and is almost unnavigable. obviously, you choose the worn path, the one that will get you to your destination unscathed, and rightly so. this is a similar situation, you’ve seen an opportunity to take the road here, to this young man’s blog, this blog holds no merit, except it is here and it is taken often. please enjoy your stay or go down that unnavigable bush-fest, please and thank you.” - Jesse 2

“this is a blog run by Oprah Ian, the boy who cries at Norah Jones, and loves Oprah and nothing else.” - Gaby

“This blog makes me nostalgic for the ghetto” - Rebecca

“” - Kelsey

“Ian made the choice to be black and to start with I wasn’t fully behind him (well I was but not metaphorically) but it seems to have made him a better person in some ways — especially his ghetto booty, it’s just like Nicki’s if anyone’s wondering. Um, also, if he weren’t Oprah and Nicki’s lovechild everyone would probably hate him. okay, bye” - John

“ian” - Melissa

“if you’re a horse, i’m a horse” - Sarah

“and he was like baby, baby, baby, oooh.” - Emily

“ian’s blog is better than cereal and apple juice” - Annie

“mandy moore reminds me of ian but i don’t really know why” - Annie 2

“his blog is awesome. makes me wet ^.^ Pr0mo4Pr0mo?” - James

“Ian reminds me of Josk Peck” - Victoria

“Ian is a ghetto black girl who enjoys sensitive white girl music

like celtic woman” - Brittaney

“Two black thumbs up.” - Tyler Perry

“He asked me what I liked about his blog and I said nothing and I turned around and whispered everything.” - Oprah

“omg” - Lillian

“Haven’t you heard? He’s the crazy bitch around here.” - Blair Waldorf

“ian likes me better than all of you. yes even you. (no not you jesse). but everyone else- yes you too.” - Kelsey

“i stg we finna fight ian” - Jesse

“ian UNDERSTANDS” - Alexis

“gay” - Stephen

“U cute.” - Anon